Hand written on the side of a ripped up card board box, the Burger Joint New York menu gets it just right every time in three simple steps: Hamburger or cheese burger? How red do you want it? What do you want on it? As the menu says, "If you don't see it, we don't have it! No frills, but plenty of thrills for anyone who just wants a great burger and fries. No complications, just satisfaction." With a simple neon burger sign indicating what lies beyond, this is not a typical burger place.